Backstab Smorkin Labbit 14吋絨毛玩具 - 黑色版

He's got that unsettlingly calm expression that makes the removable knife feel like a punchline, and the black fur is super soft to the touch. The 14-inch size is perfect for propping on a shelf where he can judge everyone who walks by.

I was a little worried the removable knife would feel cheap, but it stays put when he’s just sitting there, and the stitching around it is solid. He’s got that perfect deadpan expression that makes the whole “stabbed in the back” joke land every time I glance at him on my shelf.

The knife slides out cleanly, which makes it perfect for posing him dramatically on my desk before I shove it back in. He’s got that gloriously blank stare, like he knows exactly what he did, and the black fabric feels sturdy enough to survive a few couch tosses.